New
Big Ass Brick Peppermint Bark Soap
Item 30693
$9.95
Item 30693
New
Big Ass Brick Peppermint Bark Soap
$9.95
The Soap That Rescued Santa’s Rep
Duke Cannon isn’t a big fan of wearing costumes, but he'll make an exception around the holidays. Like in December of ’03 when Kris Kringle’s local stand-in stumbled up to the mall with his beard askew and a case of the brown bottle flu. Duke Cannon booted that oaf from his throne of lies and proceeded to don St. Nick's uniform himself, saving countless youngsters from a sleigh-load of childhood trauma. This is the soap that helped him rescue Santa’s reputation, thanks to the authentic North Pole and peppermint scent. A perfect stocking stuffer, this Big Ass Brick comes in a flashy red box with a “Highly Regiftable” label, guaranteeing your guy will get good use from it, even if the soap never makes it out of the box!
Features
- A massive hunk of festive cleaning power – 3x bigger than standard soap
- Modeled after the rough-cut “brick” soap used by GIs during the Korean War
- Smells like the North Pole and peppermint – without a single whiff of reindeer
- Comes in a handsome “Highly Regiftable” gift box – just slap on a bow and you’re good to go
- Part of proceeds go to support veterans’ causes
- Weighs a hefty 10 oz. and measures 4-3/4"L x 2-1/2"W x 1-3/4"D
Fabrication + Care
- Made in USA. Some components may be imported.